File Under: Lunatics

The perils of Hollywood celebrity never cease to make me laugh. Mike Rasor, Zips blogger and sports internist at the Indy Star, passed a story along and it gave me a huge chuckle.

It seems schlock actor Colin Farrell has a stalker. Given the fact that Farrell has seemingly slept with any woman that will allow it, it's no surprise. Actually, the biggest surprise is that this hasn't happened before.

Anyway, here's the story. Farrell was on The Tonight Show Thursday pimping his new movie Miami Vice. (Oh, by new movie, I meant awful remake of a bad TV show) While he was talking with the comedically challenged Jay Leno, a woman came out of the audience and approached Farrell.

The woman reportedly said something to Farrell before he snatched her up by the elbow and lead her off stage. How manly. Seriously, though, no security guards jumped this loon like they jump a naked guy racing across a football field? The terrorists have won!

The description the article gives of the woman, Dessarae Bradford, is great. Apparently, she's a sex-line operator. What, Colin Farrell is somehow involved with a sex-line skank? Crazy. And her name is Dessarae, even better. Has anyone named Dessarae not had something to do with the sex-selling industry?

But all of that comes short to the best line in the story. Writes reporter Gina Serpe, "And to think, it's normally just Leno's monologue that makes the audience this uncomfortable." Oh, snap! Hooray for reporting only the news! But hey, I wouldn't expect any better from an E! online reporter.

Classic.

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